Author: Jeff Dellinger

  • Defector‘s Tom Ley says it about as well as it can be said: To be confronted by this, the President of the United States threatening to wipe out an entire civilization for reasons that could range anywhere from prediction market…

  • A short video essay in which Barry returns to make the case why back-in parkers should be FIRED DIRECTLY INTO THE SUN. You can find more nonsense like this on my YouTube channel.

  • A short video essay in which Barry explains why people who listen to music, watch videos, or have long phone conversations on speaker in public should be FIRED DIRECTLY INTO THE SUN. You can find more nonsense like this on…

  • A message from D’akon Rothgar of the Universal League of Planets. You can find more nonsense like this on my YouTube channel.

  • It has been like this for literally my entire life (and, arguably, even before that…) You can find more nonsense like this on my YouTube channel.

  • Here is a string of words I never imagined — and still can’t believe — I would ever have reason to assemble in this particular order: CONGRATULATIONS TO THE INDIANA HOOSIERS, YOUR COLLEGE FOOTBALL NATIONAL CHAMPIONS! This caps off a…